A simplified look at my life...

So, a guy has a pet duck - he brought it into the vet because he hasn't seen it move for quite some time. 

 

The vet says, "Well... I'm sorry Sir, but your duck is dead." and the guy replies, "No, it can't be - I want another opinion."  The doctor leaves the rooms, and goes and get's the Labrador.  The Labrador gets up on the table, looks at the duck - and then looks up at the vet and shakes his head No.  The vet says, "I'm sorry sir, but your duck is indeed dead." and the guy replies again, "No, it cannot be - I want a third opinion".  The vet returns with a Cat.  The cat gets up on the table, sniffs at the duck, looks up at the vet and shakes its head No.  The vet says, "Sir, there is nothing more we can do" and the guy replies, "Alright, so I guess your right... How much do I owe you?". 

 

Vet replies, "$240 dollars".  The guy says, "What!! $240 Dollars to tell me my duck is dead?" and the Vet says, "Well, if you would have only had me it would have been $90 but now you have the Lab Tests and The Cat Scans!"